Art thou so loyal to thy King that thou wishes to sing His Good Graces on these pages?

Well thou art in luck! Emaileth headline ideas to and Ye Royal Scrivener of Letters shall taketh thine ideas under consideration. Alternately, thou mayest drop us a line on the Instantaneous graham (@yeoldetymenews).

But taketh heed: whilst His Majesty doth possess the most fabulous riches in all the Realm, He wouldst ne’er bestow them upon a lowly peasant such as thee. So thou wilt not be paid for thy submissions at this tyme.