Art thou so loyal to thy King that thou wishes to sing His Good Graces on these pages?
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But taketh heed: whilst His Majesty doth possess the most fabulous riches in all the Realm, He wouldst ne’er bestow them upon a lowly peasant such as thee. So thou wilt not be paid for thy submissions at this tyme.