Category - The King

Best Ways to Flirt with the Court Jester Before He’s Killed by The King Because His Only Joke Involves Throwing a Fish Around

Ye 12th of May, '21

Things I Wish I Had Known About Catapult Projectiles Before I Volunteered to Be One

Ye 19th of April, '21

Kingdom’s Drunkards to Do Same Thing They Always Do but Wearing Green

Ye 17th of March, '21

Fie! The Battle Starts in 5 Minutes but All Our Warhorses Are Still Fycking

Ye 2nd of March, '21

Why I Denounceth The Crusades Now Even Though I Took Part In Them With Gusto For The Past 200 Years

Ye 16th of January, '21

Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing 2-for-1 Mead Flagons Night Just to Quell Insurrection

Ye 7th of January, '21

Is That Santa Climbing Down Thy Chimney Or Just Another Pillaging Norseman?

Ye 24th of December, '20

Army Mobilized To Restore Christmas Cheer To Rebellious Provinces

Ye 21st of December, '20

Christmas Tree Sales Beeth Booming, But Only Because We’re Cutting Them Down To Build Warships

Ye 11th of December, '20

Thy Logistical Concerns About Marrying This Merman Are Far Outweighed By The Benefits Of The Naval Alliance It Will Bring

Ye 22nd of November, '20

King Unanimously Appointed As King By God

Ye 18th of November, '20

Never Go To Battle Without Polishing Thy Brooches

Ye 8th of November, '20