Category - The King

Why I Denounceth The Crusades Now Even Though I Took Part In Them With Gusto For The Past 200 Years

Ye 16th of January, '21

Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing 2-for-1 Mead Flagons Night Just to Quell Insurrection

Ye 7th of January, '21

Is That Santa Climbing Down Thy Chimney Or Just Another Pillaging Norseman?

Ye 24th of December, '20

Army Mobilized To Restore Christmas Cheer To Rebellious Provinces

Ye 21st of December, '20

Christmas Tree Sales Beeth Booming, But Only Because We’re Cutting Them Down To Build Warships

Ye 11th of December, '20

Thy Logistical Concerns About Marrying This Merman Are Far Outweighed By The Benefits Of The Naval Alliance It Will Bring

Ye 22nd of November, '20

King Unanimously Appointed As King By God

Ye 18th of November, '20

Never Go To Battle Without Polishing Thy Brooches

Ye 8th of November, '20

Whipping Poste Installed In Serf Breake Room Doth Set An Ominous Tone For Reste Of Work Week

Ye 5th of October, '20

Study: High Rate of Blindness Amongst Kingdom’s Freethinkers Not Linked to King Stabbing Their Eyes Out with His Eye Dagger

Ye 22nd of September, '20

5 Rebellious Provinces That Never Existed Because The King Wiped Them from the Histories

Ye 19th of September, '20

Best Types of Weather for Lamenting the Loss of Thy Entire Regiment in Battle

Ye 13th of August, '20