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The King

wizard

Why I Denounceth The Crusades Now Even Though I Took Part In Them With Gusto For The Past 200 Years

upset soldier

Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing 2-for-1 Mead Flagons Night Just to Quell Insurrection

Santa

Is That Santa Climbing Down Thy Chimney Or Just Another Pillaging Norseman?

winter battle

Army Mobilized To Restore Christmas Cheer To Rebellious Provinces

Beasts of the Wyld

woman with donkey

Is It One Of Those “My Sister Got Her Arm Bitten Off By A Mule” Kind Of Days?

knight brooch

Never Go To Battle Without Polishing Thy Brooches

chimera

So Thy Transformation Into A Chimera Turned Out Far Less Fearsome Than Thou Expected

the royal speedhogge

Catch The Royal Speedhogge And Win A Free Chance To Be Mauled To Death For Interrupting The Sacred Hogge Dash

Lyfestyle

lovers

How to Show Thy Belovéd Thou Hast Potential to Live Past Age 20

peasant in tavern

Foode Review: I Am A Peasant And Therefore Was Unable To Acquire Any

laying head on maiden

Quiz: Doth He Fancy Thee or Is He Just Dying from the Plague and Thy Body Is a Warm Convenience Upon Which to Lie Before His Imminent Death?

night attack

If Thy New Year’s Resolution Is to Lose Weight Then Thou Art in Luck Because Barbarians Just Burned Our Crops

Magick

wizard

Why I Denounceth The Crusades Now Even Though I Took Part In Them With Gusto For The Past 200 Years

dear dark lord

Dear Dark Lord #1: Sorcerer on the Sidelines

dark lord

Dark Lord Resolves to Be More Evil This Year

mountain at night

Cipher Monday Deals For Any Knights Whomst Can Crack The Cipher Of Destiny And Obtain The Hidden Treasures Of Mount Ævil

Plague

laying head on maiden

Quiz: Doth He Fancy Thee or Is He Just Dying from the Plague and Thy Body Is a Warm Convenience Upon Which to Lie Before His Imminent Death?

monk praying

Church Begins Clinical Trials On New Strain Of Prayer For Combatting Ye Plague

war children

Army Study Showeth Safest Place For Thy Fighting-Age Children To Travel During Ye Holidays Is To War

Peasant Shortage Threatens Dragon Foode Supply

Peasant Shortage Threatens Dragon Foode Supply

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