The King
Beasts of the Wyld
Is It One Of Those “My Sister Got Her Arm Bitten Off By A Mule” Kind Of Days?
Never Go To Battle Without Polishing Thy Brooches
So Thy Transformation Into A Chimera Turned Out Far Less Fearsome Than Thou Expected
Catch The Royal Speedhogge And Win A Free Chance To Be Mauled To Death For Interrupting The Sacred Hogge Dash
Lyfestyle
How to Show Thy Belovéd Thou Hast Potential to Live Past Age 20
Foode Review: I Am A Peasant And Therefore Was Unable To Acquire Any
Quiz: Doth He Fancy Thee or Is He Just Dying from the Plague and Thy Body Is a Warm Convenience Upon Which to Lie Before His Imminent Death?
If Thy New Year’s Resolution Is to Lose Weight Then Thou Art in Luck Because Barbarians Just Burned Our Crops
Magick
Why I Denounceth The Crusades Now Even Though I Took Part In Them With Gusto For The Past 200 Years
Dear Dark Lord #1: Sorcerer on the Sidelines
Dark Lord Resolves to Be More Evil This Year
Cipher Monday Deals For Any Knights Whomst Can Crack The Cipher Of Destiny And Obtain The Hidden Treasures Of Mount Ævil
Plague
Quiz: Doth He Fancy Thee or Is He Just Dying from the Plague and Thy Body Is a Warm Convenience Upon Which to Lie Before His Imminent Death?
Church Begins Clinical Trials On New Strain Of Prayer For Combatting Ye Plague
Army Study Showeth Safest Place For Thy Fighting-Age Children To Travel During Ye Holidays Is To War
