Who dothn’t love free tickets? No one!
Forsooth, when we offered 100 peasants free tickets to Ye Olde Archerium, the Kingdom’s premier archery tournament, they accepted them no questions asked. We just happened to leave out one small detail about the fact that they wouldst be the targets!
Thou might sayest that these peasants hadst no choice but to beeth the fleshy arrow sacks anyway. And ’tis true, the Royal Magistrate of Tournaments and Jousts wouldst have rounded them up for targetry just the same. But the tournament always goeth off more smoothly when the meat targets cometh willingly.
So if thou art planning on attending the festivities of Ye Olde Archerium, thou wilt beeth in for a messy spectacle of bowmanship!
Let arrows fly for The King!