Local Inn Now Serving Food That Won’t Kill Thee

Local Inn Now Serving Food That Won't Kill Thee

Hark, weary travellers! Ye Olde Tyme Inne hath announced that it now serveth foode which is unlikely to kill thee when eaten!

The innkeeper’s recent discovery of a mysterious practice called “sanitation” hath rid his foode of all manner of evils. He hath also greatly expanded his menu. In addition to pottage he is now serving stew for thy consumption.

If thou art famish’d and hath a hunger for sustenances, visiteth Ye Olde Tyme Inne today!

(Taketh heed: the ale will still make thee go blind)