Boëthius and His Talking Ox

Never Go To Battle Without Polishing Thy Brooches

Is It One Of Those “My Sister Got Her Arm Bitten Off By A Mule” Kind Of Days?

Royal Guardsman Can’t Believe He Missing 2-for-1 Mead Flagons Night Just to Quell Insurrection

Dear Dark Lord #1: Sorcerer on the Sidelines

If Thy New Year’s Resolution Is to Lose Weight Then Thou Art in Luck Because Barbarians Just Burned Our Crops

Dark Lord Resolves to Be More Evil This Year

Is That Santa Climbing Down Thy Chimney Or Just Another Pillaging Norseman?

Obnoxious Sleighers Wake Entire Village With Their Ring-Ting-Tingling

Army Mobilized To Restore Christmas Cheer To Rebellious Provinces

Church Begins Clinical Trials On New Strain Of Prayer For Combatting Ye Plague

Santa Will Not Give Thee Freedom For Christmas So Stop Asking

6 Festive Ways To Lose Thy Fingers This Winter

Christmas Tree Sales Beeth Booming, But Only Because We’re Cutting Them Down To Build Warships

Having One of Those “All of Our Raiding Party’s Ships Were Dashed Upon the Rocky Shoals” Kind of Days?

Cipher Monday Deals For Any Knights Whomst Can Crack The Cipher Of Destiny And Obtain The Hidden Treasures Of Mount Ævil

Thanksgiving Leftover Recipes For Pretending Thou Ate Something Other Than Turnips And Cold Grüel

These Black Friday Sales Put The “Deal” In “Surviving This Winter Shall Be Quite An Ordeal”

Army Study Showeth Safest Place For Thy Fighting-Age Children To Travel During Ye Holidays Is To War

The Barbarian Hordes Are Invading. Can Thou Payest Thy Taxes Before Thy Family Is Slaughtered?

Thy Logistical Concerns About Marrying This Merman Are Far Outweighed By The Benefits Of The Naval Alliance It Will Bring

King Unanimously Appointed As King By God

We Gaveth 100 Peasants Free Tickets To This Archery Tournament But Didst Not Tell Them They Were The Targets

Foode Review: It Is Gruel. I Know Nothing Else

Mr. “My Crops Weren’t Ravaged By Trolls This Year” Giving Out Full-Size Barley Sacks For Halloween

So Thy Transformation Into A Chimera Turned Out Far Less Fearsome Than Thou Expected

Catch The Royal Speedhogge And Win A Free Chance To Be Mauled To Death For Interrupting The Sacred Hogge Dash

Womyn Found Guilty Of Being Womyn Without Permission

Ye Opinion: I Fycken Love Sheep, And Not Just Because The Social System Hath Dictated That I And My Kin Shall Be Shepherds In Perpetuity

Whipping Poste Installed In Serf Breake Room Doth Set An Ominous Tone For Reste Of Work Week